How did Crazy Bill get his name? The first time I met him was at a horse show in Roseville. He and Joan had arrived the night before with their camper, horse trailer, and 3 small girls. Early the next morning, Bill was out getting his horse (Bama Boy’s Pride) ready, sipping a can of beer long before the rest of us even had our first cup of coffee.
Bill came from Tennessee, where he learned ride gaited horses and drive anything with four feet as a boy. Over the years he’s trained some difficult animals: teams of oxen, mules, and Hannah the Haint – the wildest TWH known to man. Over the years Joan has lived, graciously, with all of this.
Jim was the quintessential gypsy horse trainer from Rio Linda. As a teenager he was already a better trainer than any of the adults in California. That made him much admired by the rest of us kids. I have known him off and on over the years, whenever he came toodling back to this area for a while. I stopped writing his information in my address book, though, when I had used an entire page for him in the L section. He moved a lot. He somehow managed to survive the horse business, and is now a successful businessman in a more mundane field of work.
I planned my trip so I could make a circle, starting on Hwy. 88 and coming back on Hwy. 50. My stepfather had the cattle range between these two highways when I was a teenager, and I’ve spent a lot of time riding and hiking the area. That was a different time.
In 50 years, a lot has changed. In the rest of California everything has been buried under a sea of ugly houses that are connected by huge, crowded freeways. In the mountains the roads have been improved some, but they are still two lanes. Cabins and businesses have been systematically eliminated. Where’s the cabin at Tragedy Springs? What happened to Fred’s Place? I know the latter has been gone for quite a while, but I can’t even figure out where it used to be. The granite mountains of the Sierras are the same, but periodic fires and new vegetation make the landscape seem different and the human-made landmarks are gone.
After all the lush greenery of Oregon and Washington, and the forests of the Sierras, Nevada is quite a contrast. Everything is wide open and looks dry. This has been the wettest June on record. There are mud puddles along the road. But the sagebrush doesn’t celebrate the abundance. Their colors are still army drab, the plants exude sullen pessimism.

The only brightness grows along the creeks and rivers in cottonwood and willow groves. There are more of them than I expected. That’s probably because the roads were traditionally built to follow the water. Horse teams would require it.
Following the West Walker River through the desert, the highway suddenly dips into scenic Wilson Canyon. Here the river has cut through bedrock. You can imagine the Grand Canyon looked like this when it was a baby.

Shortly after this is the first of the agricultural river valleys, mostly alfalfa farms and small towns. Yerington is the biggest and the agriculture there is a little more diverse. For one thing, there are a lot of onion and garlic fields in addition to the alfalfa. Where water is applied, crops flourish. Directly across the highway you might see pristine desert.
After I passed the Yerington turnoff, I started looking for Crazy Bill’s house. This must be it! It looks pretty crazy.

Actually, it IS pretty crazy. The locals, I was told, consider it their version of the Winchester House, its inhabitant a little difficult and off-center. Bill and Joan live not too far up the road in a more traditional house.
I found CB in his garage working on his newest project, a goat wagon.

He doesn’t feel like getting behind a team of big, wild animals anymore, he said, so his latest project is training a team of 4 of these guys to pull a wagon:

Wow. We have only one goat at home, and he’s 3 times harder to manage than both our horses put together. And Bill’s goats have horns. (Maybe you can’t license a goat wagon unless it has a horn? Snark snark.)
Bill’s neighbor Jerry drove in after me, which was convenient because he took this picture of us.

I had worn my official Crazy Bill shirt and he put on his own just for this historic photo. Do any of you guys still have yours?
This is Jerry and Bill. You folks from Sloughhouse of long ago will be interested to know that Jerry’s cousins used to live there – the Falkensteins.