Saturday was NOT a peaceful day in the country. I screamed and tossed the furniture around and seriously considered murder.
It all started well enough in the middle of July. Katherine Bird Nerd had kindly offered to incubate a few eggs for me. The spring bouts with raccoons had left us with only 3 Ancona hens. We had already trimmed the number of bantam and large Dominiques. Without some replacements, we might soon have no chickens.
So I took mostly Ancona eggs, and some bantam Doms, and just for fun a couple of half OE/half bantam Dom eggs and a couple of mutt chicken eggs. The last thing you want is a chick by itself, so it seemed prudent to take a little of everything to ensure getting enough to keep a happy batch.
A week after Katherine put the eggs in her incubator, LBH (Little Black Hen) started to set in the mutt pen. So I took out the mutt eggs and stuck a few Ancona and bantam Dom eggs under her. This was going to be great! The chicks would all hatch fairly close together and LBH could take care of all of them. She’s a great mommy. And I wouldn’t have to brood chicks in the dining room. I don’t mind doing that, but Charley the cat makes it difficult.
In the batch I gave Katherine, 1 Ancona hatched. There were 2 mutts, 2 OE/Dom crosses and a bantam Dom. The bantam Dom, the only one that might have had some value, died fairly quickly. If a bird can die in Katherine’s care, it was truly not meant to live.
LBH hatched out 1 Ancona, 1 mutt, and 1 bantam Dom. I moved them to a safe pen and put the chicks Katherine hatched in with them. LBH had 8 babies to raise, and she was quite happy.
Now, if you have never raised chicks you probably think this is the beginning of one big, happy story. Things are never that easy in chicken land.
When I checked on the little family in the afternoon, one chick was not doing well. Of course it was our favorite, a big fluffy brown baby. It seemed sluggish and unhappy.
Bob wasn’t home, so I inched my way into the basement, grabbed an aquarium and pushed it back up the stairs. It took me a while to wrestle it around to get it ready for the chick.
Why an aquarium? Well, because if I’m going to have chicks in the house I want to seeeee the little cuddly things. And because Charley the cat would rip his way into anything less substantial, like a cardboard box. On top of the aquarium is a hefty, well-ventilated plastic light guard with a heat bulb hanging through it, and several phone books stacked on top so Charley can’t get in.
It’s not good to have a chick by itself, remember, so I went back out and got the two little OE crosses - 3-Spot and 1-Spot. That left LBH with 5 babies and she was still happy. (You saw her photo in this blog a couple of days ago.)
The fluffy brown chick was light and was not eating well. So I went to town and got small mealworms at PetSmart. Have you ever cut up mealworms with a pair of scissors to feed a bird? What an experience that is. The baby ate lots of worm pieces. This is the brown chick eating part of a mealworm. In the background, the two other chicks had great fun grabbing worms and chasing each other around the aquarium.

That night, they all cuddled up and slept. It looked like things were OK.
The next morning, the brown chick was dead. Now I had the other two in the house, needlessly. LBH wouldn’t take them back. Well, OK, it was just two of them, I figured. And OE chicks are easy to handle.
But this morning when I checked outside, another of the mutt chicks didn’t look as peppy as the others. So I brought it inside. This is the mutt baby with the two OE crosses.

I had just taken the brown chick out of the aquarium and had it on my lap, trying to convince it to eat a mealworm, when 2 feet behind me on the table, I heard a commotion in the aquarium.
I had taken the phone books off the cover and Charley pushed it open far enough to reach in and snag 1-Spot. He took off, with the chick screeching and me hobbling after, screaming at the top of my lungs. I tucked the brown chick into my shirt pocket. Charley ran under the couch, I picked up the couch and heaved it halfway across the room. Charley ran somewhere else. I couldn’t find him, furniture was flying everywhere. I couldn’t hear the chick anymore, undoubtedly it was dead, but I had nightmares of it laying injured somewhere until Charley went back to kill it. Mostly I’m a very mellow person, but I had gone off the deep end.
I put the brown chick back in the aquarium and put the cover on it tightly. George had been sleeping in his Windex box all this time. I put him outside to keep him out of the way. Gollie and Velcro disappeared as soon as the ruckus started and neither of them would bother a chick anyway..
For the next 15 minutes, I went through the house moving furniture, screaming at Charley (yeah, I know, he wasn’t going to come while I was doing that, but I wasn’t thinking). Not a trace.
I came back to the dining room, and there he was by the aquarium without the chick. I grabbed him, intent on maybe choking him to death, or beating him to a pulp. That didn't make a pretty picture in my mind, so instead I held onto him by the back of the neck and screamed NO NO NO at him and shook him. Then I found the cat carrier and shoved him into it. He stayed there while I went through the house again, looking for the chick, which I was sure by now was dead or dying.
It was nowhere in the civilized part of the house. Bob’s door was open. I’d not be able to find a flock of full-grown chickens in that mess, let alone a little dead chick. I called Bob and asked him to please come home and help me before I executed his cat.
When Bob drove in, I was sitting in the garden with George in my lap. I had decided I needed a time out. Bob went in the house, probably expecting to find blood and gore, and came right back out with the peeping chick. He’d found it on the dining room floor, less than 6 feet away from the aquarium. It was fine except for a small nick on one wing. He put it back in the aquarium and it recovered right away.
It took me another hour to recover. Bob checked Charley to make sure he was OK. He was. I hadn’t even broken his ear drums with the screaming.
By the end of the hour Charley was in my lap with his head under my chin. He is SUCH a prune. He loves to play and anything with feathers is a first-class toy to him. He’s also sneaky, though. He can open drawers and doors and once he sets his mind to a project, he won’t give up. He knows when he's doing something he's not supposed to, he's just sneakier.
And he’s been a total pain lately. Velcro is still hiding on the back porch because he chases her. Gollie spits and hisses at him all the time, and he’s bitten Georgie on the ear.

That’s not a mortal wound, but as you can see George likes to sit in my new white chair. Then he’ll scratch the ear and little flecks of blood go everywhere.
So in my dining room right now you’ll see an orange cat sleeping on a chair with a really ugly towel thrown over it. On the brand new dining room table is a huge aquarium with 3 happy chicks snuggling together.

It has phone books stacked on top of it and duct tape strapping the cover closed. It looks like I'm trying to keep Killer Chicks from escaping.
Charley is off sleeping somewhere, planning his next assault. Maybe I’ll go back to PetSmart tomorrow and get a harness for him. Perhaps I could tie him to a tree out in the yard for a couple of hours. I wish Trudy the peahen was still here to teach him a lesson about feathers.