I have yet to find the person who hauled the big outside cat, Biscuit, off to SPCA and had him neutered. I think that person probably thinks Biscuit is their cat, and did this to make him an acceptable house cat.
The truth is, Biscuit belongs to no one. He goes where he wants, when he wants. Sometimes he's at my house every day for a week, and then I won't see him for a week. When he comes back, he isn't thin or stressed. The cat knows what he's doing.
The truth also is that even when he was a tom cat, Biscuit had better manners than any cat inside my house. That would be the destructive Wesley and the opinionated Gollum who leaves poop bombs on my mousepad when something offends her. Wesley is usually what offends her.
Last week we had some unseasonably cool weather and Biscuit showed up, looking for his eggnog. I make him a concoction of two small bantam eggs and some evaporated milk. He loves it.
This time when I checked on him an hour later, he stood at the door and let me know he'd come in, if asked. He's never been interested before. Now that he's not a tom and I figured he might not rip Wesley's throat out, I asked the big guy in.
He went right to my chair and snuggled in, so I sat next to him.
He's a very well mannered fellow. He would have been fine except for Wes and Gollie. Wesley sat and stared at him for a long, long time. Then when Biscuit turned his back, Wes snuck up, his eyes spinning madly in his head, and grabbed the end of Biscuit's tail. (Any experienced hunter would probably know what a stupid move this is.)
Sweet Biscuit didn't bat a sleepy eye, he just jerked his tail away and left Wesley with a mouth full of fur. For half an hour, Biscuit napped at my feet while Wesley kept his creepy watch from afar.
Then tiny Gollie showed up to see what was going on. She wasn't happy.
I was pretty sure Biscuit and I were both going to be shredded. He must have thought so, too. He went to the door and asked to go out.
The next morning, though, he was at the door again and came right in. He slept for 23 hours. Most of the day he was in my chair, but he came into the bedroom late at night and found a place to snuggle. At about 3 a.m. my feet felt cold. I have neuropathy, it's unusual for my feet to feel anything. They seemed to still be under the covers, so I turned on the light to investigate.
Wesley must have sucked up every drop of water he could find in the house, like a helicopter taking it up to drop on a fire. Where he'd been sleeping, he'd peed it out in a huge puddle. He obviously doesn't understand the subtlety involved in "marking" one's territory. Biscuit, still asleep on the other side of the bed, was aghast when he woke up to hear me snarling and throwing things at Wesley. He ran for the door and wanted out. He's been gone a week. It has taken me about that long to thoroughly wash all the bedding.
I don't think Biscuit's too interested in moving into this asylum. It may seem much safer to him to be outside with the raccoons and coyotes. In his other house, he probably has a bed with his name on it and no moron house cats to make life uncomfortable.
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